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Text File from 2010 – Pizza Delivery

Pizza delivery…. I’ve started talking about people that don’t exist, making up stories I find to be funny; this is one such example. There is this hot red head she stands 5’9″ and has enough grit to take the finish off sand paper. She drives a gray Ferrari at a hundred and eighty, never bothers […]

Pizza delivery….

I’ve started talking about people that don’t exist, making up stories I find to be funny; this is one such example.

There is this hot red head she stands 5’9″ and has enough grit to take the finish off sand paper. She drives a gray Ferrari at a hundred and eighty, never bothers to look twice; pulls in and guns it.

She has a schedule to keep that comes with no excuses, twenty pizzas every half an hour; don’t you know she works a five hour shift.

Only delivers yellow box pizzas, not available in California. The pizza delivery girl is packing, and were not just talking pizza.